I Be Boreded

Der aint noz kitty katz outsidez da frontz doorz. OK?

Der aint no kitty katz outsidez da backz doorz. OK?

Der aint noz sun-beamz outsidez atz all. OK? 

I eatz 2 breakfastiez & a lunchie & bunchez of kitty kat treatz. OK? 

MY hoomin bean cuddlez ME & he brushez my fur lotz. And MY hoomin bean openz doorz so dat I canz lookz outsidez. OK?

Butz der aint nuffinz fir ME to do dat I wantz to do. OK?

So I nappiez. OK?

Dey Comez fwom Eber-wherez!

Lookee atz all da placez dat kitty katz & woofie doggiez & hoomin beanz libez dat comez & wisitz my bloggie tingie:

Ifz u clickiez dat mappie tingie wiff ur mousie tingie den dat mappie tingie getz REAL BIG! OK?

Ain't dat nice dat all dem comez to my bloggie tingie?

OK?

Yesser dayz be bery, bery nice

Yesser dayz be a bery, bery nice day! OK? I habz lotz ob funz! OK?

Seez, I showz u (U clickz dem pikturez wiff ur mousey & dey getz LOTZ biggerz! OK?):

I tellz MY hoomin bean dat I wantz to goez outsidez. OK?

I goez outsidez on OUR deckie. OK?

Dis iz whatz MY hoomin bean sayz iz MY perchie. OK?

Seez

All dem tweez lookz nice in dere autumnz leafz. OK?

Dis be MY fwend, Squirl, dat be nex doorz but he dunt libz dere. OK?

My fwend Squirl dunt stayz dere bery longz. OK?

Dis be da woofie doggie dat libz in da udder nex doorz. OK?

Affer longz timez, I callz MY hoomin bean. OK?

I tellz MY hoomin bean to letz ME backz insidez OUR housie. OK?

I tellz MY hoomin bean dat We goez into da kitchen. OK?

So I eatz MY dinnerz. OK?

Den I nappiez on OUR deskie. OK?