Thursday, December 10, 2009

It Be Koldz Outsidez

It be too koldz to catz aroundz outsidez. OK? So I tellz MY hoomin bean to openz doorie so dat I canz looks outsidez. OK? But it be too koldz to sitz in doorie wayz so I sitz backz here & I looks out da doorie. OK?


MY hoomin bean he dunt likez dat. MY hoomin bean sayz dat da openz doorie letz heatz out & koldz in. OK? Still he be nice hoomin bean & he dunt closez doorie until I be dunz lookingz out. OK? Aint dat nice ob MY hoomin bean?

OK?


10 comments:

Kat Mortensen said...

Alex, your Hoomin bean is the nicest guy around! We can't openz the doorie here cuz the snow wud blowz rite in da hyggehus! Yipes!

The Hyggecats

Anonymous said...

Friend Alex,
My hoomin bean letz me lookz out the doorie made out ob glazz. I seez the birdiez and I wantz to go out. So my hoomin bean openz the doorie, but she clozez the doorie behindz me! Then I am so bery coldz! Then I come back insidez and I dunt askz to go out again!
Brrrrrr!!
Your friend,
Cleopatra

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Poetikat! Yez, MY bean be bery nice. OK? We aint gotz no nassy fluffy wasser now. OK? I dunt likez nassy fluffy wasser. It getz my pawz colz & wetz. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Kcinnova & Cleopatra! We aint gotz no doorie made out ob glazz. MY hoomin bean sayz dat we wouldz be warmerz if we hadz one. OK? Sometimez MY hoomin bean closez doorie when I be outsidez, too. Den I haz to scratchie on da doorie wiff my clawz so dat MY hoomin bean openz da doorie & I comez insidez. Den I findz warmy place to be so dat I getz rids of the coldz in MY fur. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Anonymous! I dunt thinkz dat u can buyz a un-ie-korn. Dey be magic & I dunt tinks dat magic canz be buyeded. OK?

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Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, 123 123! U be sillyz hoomin fluz-zee. OK?

The Crew said...

Our Mom would never let us sit with the door open - NEVER!!

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, The Crew! Dun U eber putz ur bery sharpz cwawz in ur Mom's leg? Maybez ib u doz dat lotz likez I doz 2 MY hoomin bean ur Mom letz u doz lotz ob tingz. OK?