B longz timez wiffoutz bloggy

It b longz timez dat I dunt bloggiez. MY hoomin bean an ME couldent getz 2 MY bloggie dasybordz. OK? MY hoomin beanz fixeded it we tinks. OK? So I showz U allz somez new pikturez. OK?

I witez morez afferz I knoweded dar diz bloggie ting b OK. OK>

2-Dayz B BwogBwastz fir Peeze. OK?

Diz b MY  BwogBwastz fir Peeze tingie

OK?

 Diz b MY hoomin beanz BwogBwastz fir Peeze tingie

OK?

  Diz b nuther kitty katzz BwogBwastz fir Peeze tingie

OK?

Pweez

3 kitty katz b bery spenzive fir MY hoomin bean
OK

A Kittah.s Prayer

Diz b Alex. MY hoomin bean weadz ME dis an I wantz U to weads it 2. OK?

Cat's Prayer

I hope I'm not asking too much, Lord;
All I want is a home of my own,
And to know when my next meal is coming
Instead of the scraps I get thrown.

I've been out in the cold for so long now,
Just coping as best as I can;
But it's not been so long I've forgotten
The touch of a soft caring hand.

I look in house windows at Christmas,
As cats doze by the fire, quite replete;
How I'd welcome a box in the kitchen,
And tasty food for me to eat.

For me there was tinsel and giftwrap,
But the fun didn't last very long.
They put me outside with the rubbish;
I still don't know what I did wrong.

I really don't want to be greedy;
At the moment I'm all skin and bone,
So would it be too much to hope for
That someone will give me a home?

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