Happiez Gween Da

Happy Gween Da 2 allz u gween peoplez

OK?

Diz Be Howz I Keepiez Warmz & Haiti

WE--ME & MY hoomin bean--WE gotz a new e-lek-twik blankie! OK? It be bery, bery, bery warmz! OK? 

Eben whenz I nappiez on topz ob da blankie it be bery warmz. OK?


Sometimez MY silly hoomin bean makez me getz up. OK?


Den MY silly hoomin bean he hidez de e-lek-twik blankie unner dat big blankie & I nappiez on topz of it tilz MY hoomin bean comez & WE nappiez unner da bery bery warmz e-lek-twik blankie. OK?

Dis be boutz Haiti:

My hoomin bean & ME, we watchez da telebizon & we seez all ob da badz tingz dat happenz to dem dat libez in Haiti. I dunt knowz where Haiti be but MY hoomin bean he tellz me allz about Haiti & boutz hiz bery good fwiend nameded Bishop Octomoliere Liberius

Diz be whatz I sayz:

Diz be whatz MY hoomin bean pwayz:

OK?

Happyz Tankzgibinz! OK?

Diz be da timez fir Tankzgibinz! 

OK?

So I sayz....

Pweaz memberz whatz MY hoomin bean sayz:

OK?

Hab a Funz Day!

I hopez dat all U kitty katz & woofie doggiez & hoomin beanz habz a

But I dunt likez dem nassy

OK?

Iz Mem-o-ral Dayz

Iz Mem-o-ral Dayz here in da U. S. ob A.


I hopez dat you hoomin beanz re-mem-berz allz da hoomin beanz who diez in nassy war. OK?


I knowz dat der hab beenz lotz ob kitty katz and woofie doogiez who hab missed der hoomin beanz dat haz crosseded da rainbow bridge in nassy warz. OK?

Itz NO Funz Whenz Hoomin Bean Is Sickz!

Hi, kitty katz and woofie doggiez and hoomin beanz! I srry dat I aint been writinz dis week. OK? 

Lass Fry-day my hoomin bean he getz bery sickz cause he canst getz his breaffz and hoomin beanz comez in a trucky-like tingie and dey putz MY hoomin bean onz a lill beddy wiff wheelz and dey carriez himz outz ob our housey and dey putz him inz dat trucky-like tingie and dey drivezez himz awayz wiff dat trucky-like tingie makinz bery LOUDZ noise. OK?


It OK nowz; MY hoomin bean comez homez da next day, Cat-ur-day, and he breafz OK nowz. But nows we haz new hoomin beanz comez to our housey. One hoomin bean comez to helpz MY hoomin bean learnz to walkz better andz da udder hoomin beanz comez because in da hosi-pit-ul dey learnz dat MY homin bean haz #2 typez di-a-be-tez and she teachez MY hoomin bean howz to libs wiff it. OK? 

MY hoomin bean tellz me dat dem hoomin beanz be cominz to our housey ebber week now and dat I needs to notz to be fraidz of dem and runz and hidez when dey comez to our housey! OK? I tryz butz I aint promizez nuffin til I getz to knowz dem and findz outz what kindz of hoomin beanz dey iz. OK?

I lookz fir MY hoomin bean 2 comez homed.

Nassy, Nassy, Nassy Hoomin Beanz

TankU, Jan's Funny Farm, for telling me dat some nassy hommin bean puts dis dat nassy postie uoz dere onz my bloggie thingie. I changeded eber tangz likez my namie an my passie wordie an I haz my hoomin bean sendz dem piktures againz to Blogger hoomin beanz an I hopez no nassy hoomin bean eber putz nassy stuffz on my bloggie thangie againz!! OK?