It raineded hard last night. I wanted to go outside and kat around. But I hatez nassy water and the sky waz making noises like when my silly hooman droppeded the big cooking thingie and it hitteded the floor KA-BOOM!
So I jist sitz in the door and lookeded outside at the nassy water and then I gets my hooman to picks me up and snuggle me a long, long time. OK?