Saturday, May 2, 2009

I Teached MY Bean a New Twick

Hi, kitty katz an woofie doggiez an hoomin beanz. Guess whatz! I teached MY bean a new twick! OK?

Longz timez ago I teached MY hoomin bean dat if I clawz hiz legz whenz he iz sittin atz OUR puter he haz to getz up and ifz I walkz to da front door openz it fir me or if I walkz to MY table an getz on topz MY bean haz to feedz me. OK?

Butz MY silly hoomin bean dunt knowz whenz I wantz some kat-nippiesz. OK? Soooooooo, affer long timez of ME teaching MY bean (he aint bery smartz, u knowz) now my silly hoomin bean knowz dat whenz I rollz on da floorz I wants kat-nippiesz! OK?

Ceptz whenz I dunt wantz no  kap-nippiesz. OK?


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Makes perfect sense to all of us. Can't imagine why your human has a problem with it. Guess you'll just have to stick around and keep teaching him tricks.

Parker said...

It's hard to teach humans!

S E E Quine said...

Congratulations, Alex! That must have been quite an undertaking!

BTW, I have pictures on my Facebook of hooman beans and kitty kats and even woofie dogs if you wanna see!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said... must be exhausted after training your human! We understand completely!

S E E Quine said...

ALEX! We're moving out TOMORROW all of a sudden! My kitty cats and my men are so happy! It's a WONDERFUL PLACE!

Boy n Beethoven said...

You're a genius Awex, to be able to teach your bean a new twick!