Saturday, May 23, 2009

Itz NO Funz Whenz Hoomin Bean Is Sickz!


Hi, kitty katz and woofie doggiez and hoomin beanz! I srry dat I aint been writinz dis week. OK? 


Lass Fry-day my hoomin bean he getz bery sickz cause he canst getz his breaffz and hoomin beanz comez in a trucky-like tingie and dey putz MY hoomin bean onz a lill beddy wiff wheelz and dey carriez himz outz ob our housey and dey putz him inz dat trucky-like tingie and dey drivezez himz awayz wiff dat trucky-like tingie makinz bery LOUDZ noise. OK?


It OK nowz; MY hoomin bean comez homez da next day, Cat-ur-day, and he breafz OK nowz. But nows we haz new hoomin beanz comez to our housey. One hoomin bean comez to helpz MY hoomin bean learnz to walkz better andz da udder hoomin beanz comez because in da hosi-pit-ul dey learnz dat MY homin bean haz #2 typez di-a-be-tez and she teachez MY hoomin bean howz to libs wiff it. OK? 

MY hoomin bean tellz me dat dem hoomin beanz be cominz to our housey ebber week now and dat I needs to notz to be fraidz of dem and runz and hidez when dey comez to our housey! OK? I tryz butz I aint promizez nuffin til I getz to knowz dem and findz outz what kindz of hoomin beanz dey iz. OK?



I lookz fir MY hoomin bean 2 comez homed.

12 comments:

Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh, Alex, I didn't know this about your human--I'm so sorry! I need to be a better friend to your human; you are obviously the best friend he has! Yesterday, I just was sitting outside and Artemis was meowing because she wanted to be with me, but we don't let her outside. I get scared sometimes that if anything were to happen to me, she would be so sad. Love and healing to you and your human!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Alex....we are so sorry that your human hasn't been feelin well! We hope that he is better!!!


(((((HUGSSSSS)))))

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Alex, that must have been very scary for you. And for your human bean. We're glad he is home and breathing better and getting some help. We hope he is doing okay. And you too.

Daisy said...

Oh Alex, you must have been very scairted when that happened! I'm glad your dad is back home with you. And maybe you can become good friends with the peoples who will be coming to your house!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Alex, dat must haf been very scary fur both of yoo! Our dad haf dat diabeetus stuff too. Mom always tells peepul he is shooting up his drugs...but only da ones dat get it. We sure hope dem beins coming to yoor house is nice and can help yoor dad get better. {{{hugs}}} fur both of yoo.

ThomasLB said...

It's always the same- if you want to really know what happened, you have to ask the cat. :D

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Mz. Enemy of the Republic!Tank u! Boff ME and MY hoomin bean needz lotz ob luv and MY hoomin bean needz lotz ob healingz. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Taylor CatSSSSS! Tank u! MY hoomin bean he seemz 2 getz beffer eber dayz. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi,Jan's Funny Farm! Tank u! Yez, dat waz scaryz fir ME and MY hoomin bean. OK? I worriez dat MY hoomin bean be gonez a longz timez and dunt gibz me no kitty katz foodz or letz me outzsidez 2 katz aroundz. OK? Butz eberting iz OK nowz. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Daisy! Tank u! Da fe-male hoomin beanz dat be comingz inzto our housey seemz nice and dey r perty, if u tinkz dat hoomin bean fe-malez canz be perty. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy! Tank u. Maybez ur Dad canz tellz MY hoomin bean somez tingz boutz libin' wiff diabeetus? OK? I dont likez to seez MY hoomin bean makez bloodz comez outz ob hiz pawz. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Mr. Thomas! Tank u! U iz bery smartz fir a hoomin bean to sayz dat! OK?