Hi, kitty katz and woofie doggiez and hoomin beanz! I srry dat I aint been writinz dis week. OK?
Lass Fry-day my hoomin bean he getz bery sickz cause he canst getz his breaffz and hoomin beanz comez in a trucky-like tingie and dey putz MY hoomin bean onz a lill beddy wiff wheelz and dey carriez himz outz ob our housey and dey putz him inz dat trucky-like tingie and dey drivezez himz awayz wiff dat trucky-like tingie makinz bery LOUDZ noise. OK?
It OK nowz; MY hoomin bean comez homez da next day, Cat-ur-day, and he breafz OK nowz. But nows we haz new hoomin beanz comez to our housey. One hoomin bean comez to helpz MY hoomin bean learnz to walkz better andz da udder hoomin beanz comez because in da hosi-pit-ul dey learnz dat MY homin bean haz #2 typez di-a-be-tez and she teachez MY hoomin bean howz to libs wiff it. OK?
MY hoomin bean tellz me dat dem hoomin beanz be cominz to our housey ebber week now and dat I needs to notz to be fraidz of dem and runz and hidez when dey comez to our housey! OK? I tryz butz I aint promizez nuffin til I getz to knowz dem and findz outz what kindz of hoomin beanz dey iz. OK?