It be koldz now. MY hoomin bean telled ME dat it aintz bery koldz but I tinkz dat it be bery bery kold. OK?
So MY hoomin bean he putz dis thingie dat makez it be warmz in his baffroom. It aint MY baffroom 'cause I can baffz myselfz and I dunt getz in no nassy wasserz. OK?
Dis tingie makez da baffroom realz warmz. OK?
Den MY hoomin bean he putz nice towelie tingie on da floorz and I makez it intoz a nesty beddie fir ME! OK? And I sleepz nice and warms. OK?