Der be a bery nasy and bery bigz kitty kat dat be outsidez Monday nite and she swippeded her cwaws atz ME & I runz bery fasz into our housey and MY hoomin bean gwabz Me & putz yucky medizinez on MY neck. OK?
So lass night I dunt go katting aroundz. I sitz on our porchey and looks out at da nite til MY hoomin bean tellz me it be time for us to sleepz. OK?
Butz beforez we sleepz, MY hoomin bean sungglez ME & he gibz ME some kitty kat tweats!