I dunt member my kitty kat daddy kat. I do member my mommy kat but notz bery well ‘cause MY hoomin bean telled ME that the nassy peeples at the petz store taked ME way fwom my mommy kat fore I was oldz nuff to stop drinkin’ her kitty kat milk and datz how comed I almost died whenz I waz a baby ketteh. OK?
So I gussed my hoomin bean haaz been MY daddy and MY mommy even though he ain’t a kitty cat. OK?