It be Spwingz here in Louiebille. OK? But hewe in our apartment tingie I aint happiez b-kuz my hoomin bean tellz me dat kitty katz cantz goez out-side wiff outz a hoomin bean and onz a leashie. OK?
Butz I lobez to playz out-sidez by my self! OK? Do U member dis:
Dat be atz our oldz housie. OK?
Now I be boreded in dis apartzmentz. See:
OK? I be boreded!
BUTZ!!!!!! Da utter day I getz outz da door! MY hoomin bean cantz getz me! I playz outsiez as longz as I wantz and MY hoomin bean jizt standz and watches me! OK!
AND I getz out 2 morez timez affer dat!
Aint dat nice!