Tuesday, March 22, 2011

It Be Spwingz Butz I dunt Bez Happiez

It be Spwingz here in Louiebille. OK? But hewe in our apartment tingie I aint happiez b-kuz my hoomin bean tellz me dat kitty katz cantz goez out-side wiff outz a hoomin bean and onz a leashie. OK?

Butz I lobez to playz out-sidez by my self! OK? Do U member dis:


Dat be atz our oldz housie. OK?

Now I be boreded in dis apartzmentz. See:


OK? I be boreded!

BUTZ!!!!!! Da utter day I getz outz da door! MY hoomin bean cantz getz me! I playz outsiez as longz as I wantz and MY hoomin bean jizt standz and watches me! OK!

AND I getz out 2 morez timez affer dat!

See:



Aint dat nice!

8 comments:

ANDREA B said...

I feel so sorry for you, Alex. Please be safe and don't go outside without you human.

kcinnova said...

Friend Alex,
I am sorry you can't go outside without one of those terrible awful harness thingies. It makes me feel bad that I get to go in and out and in and out and in and out all day long (well, if my hoomins are at home, I do). I think it is a terrible rule that says you cannot go outside like you used to do at your last house.
Stay away from cars and roads and mockingbirds! (Those birdies dive-bomb my head and I do NOT like them!)
Your friend, Cleopatra

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sorry, Alex. It's hard to go from outdoor to indoor kitty but it's for your own safety, so stop running out the door.

jody said...

im happy to see u back alex! i loooooove ur movie!!!!!!!!

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Oh, do be careful, Alex! Simi says it's not so bad on a leash! And you can always blog some more and tell us what your hooman beanz is up to! Love, Pat and Simi xx woof!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Hi Alex, long time no see! We are sorry you had to move to an apartment where you aren't supposed to go outside without a leash, but PLEASE don't worry your hoomin by running outside, OK?
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

jennifer said...

Alex, you are as handsome as ever! Happy Spring!

Everycat said...

Alex, we're happy for you that you can get outside a little now and again. Just make sure you don't run far or go anywhere near roads and cars. Stay close to your Dad whilst he watches you and stay safe fella!

Whicky Wuudler