Dis b Alex an da udder kitty kat kids. We b gonez fur a longz, longz timez. OK? My hoomin bean hab twoublex wiff some bean nameded Ma Bell and she b meanz and dunt letz us b on da Indernetz. OK? But nowz we b backz and I showz u allz pikturez ob me an Sugar an Little Girl an eben my hoomin bean. OK?
Diz b Little Girl. She b still kitten kitty kat. She b silly an getz into lotz of troublez and ME and Sugar bopz Little Girl onz her headz. OK
Diz b Sugar wiff Little Girl. Sugar aint sillyz likez Little Girl. OK?
Diz be ME and Sugar. We playz butz we dunt b wuffs da wayz dat Little Girl playz. OK?
Sometimez Little Girl wantz ME an Sugar to chasez her but we dunt doed it. OK?
U noez dat MY hoomin bean aint gotz good healthyz an he napz in his chair an silly Little Girl pullz hiz hairz. OK?
When MY hooomin bean eatz hiz dinnerz I sitz an lookz an askz fir somez ob itz butz sometimez I dunt likez whatz MY hoomin bean eatz. OK?
Little Girl likez 2 watchz da Animul Plandet onz da telabizionz. OK?
Sometimez Sugar an Little Girl boff b sillyz. OK?
Dat b allz fir nowz. WE gotz lotz mor pikturez I showz U soonz. OK?