Guess whatz? My hoomin beanz getz ME my ownz brouwzer jist fir me ob my bery ownz!
An MY hoomin bean getz me my ownz G-mailz accountie ob MY bery ownz!
An MY hoomin bean getz me a new blogger dashyboard of my bery ownz!

Butz u knowz dat eben wiff all dem nice tingiez dat my hoomin bean getz me, that...

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