Big Nassy Kitty Kat!

Der be a bery nasy and bery bigz kitty kat dat be outsidez Monday nite and she swippeded her cwaws atz ME & I runz bery fasz into our housey and MY hoomin bean gwabz Me & putz yucky medizinez on MY neck. OK?

So lass night I dunt go katting aroundz. I sitz on our porchey and looks out at da nite til MY hoomin bean tellz me it be time for us to sleepz. OK?

Butz beforez we sleepz, MY hoomin bean sungglez ME & he gibz ME some kitty kat tweats!

OK?

Dere Be Nassy Snowz Outsidez

MY sillyz hoomin bean he tellz me dat dere be nassy snowz outsidez. OK?




Butz I duntz believez himz? OK? So MY hoomin bean he openz da doorie & I lookiez outsidez. OK?




I  lookiez & I lookiez outsidez. OK?

Lookee look! U seez da nassy fluffyz wasserz dat be outsidez. OK? 

So I duntz goez outsidez & playz. I dunt likez dat fluffyz whitez wasserz. 

OK?

Yesser dayz be bery, bery nice

Yesser dayz be a bery, bery nice day! OK? I habz lotz ob funz! OK?

Seez, I showz u (U clickz dem pikturez wiff ur mousey & dey getz LOTZ biggerz! OK?):

I tellz MY hoomin bean dat I wantz to goez outsidez. OK?

I goez outsidez on OUR deckie. OK?

Dis iz whatz MY hoomin bean sayz iz MY perchie. OK?

Seez

All dem tweez lookz nice in dere autumnz leafz. OK?

Dis be MY fwend, Squirl, dat be nex doorz but he dunt libz dere. OK?

My fwend Squirl dunt stayz dere bery longz. OK?

Dis be da woofie doggie dat libz in da udder nex doorz. OK?

Affer longz timez, I callz MY hoomin bean. OK?

I tellz MY hoomin bean to letz ME backz insidez OUR housie. OK?

I tellz MY hoomin bean dat We goez into da kitchen. OK?

So I eatz MY dinnerz. OK?

Den I nappiez on OUR deskie. OK?

I Canst Katz Awoundz Tonightz

My silly hoomin bean sayz dat I cantz goez outsidez & catz awaound tonughtz cause it be Hal-low-een & nassy hoomin beanz sometimez hurtz lill kitty katz onz Hal-low-een. OK?

I dunt tink dat be bery nice OK?

My hoomin bean knoweded wherez I be

My hoomin bean makez dis sillyz tingie. OK?


Ain't dat sillyz? My hoomin bean knoweded wherez I be! I be outsidez, kattin' awond! OK?

Whatz I dun dooz todayz

Todayz I playz n rollz roundz on our kon-cretie porch:

Den I comez insidez our housie.

Den I nappiez wiff MY hoomin bean.

OK?

Silly Bean!

A-wex! A-wax! A-Wax Dee Kat!

Datz da wayz my hoomin bean callz 2 me dis morningz whenz I is outz sidez kattin’ awoundz. OK?

Den when my bean seez me wunningz a-krozz da yardz, he sayz:

Getz U whitez azz an blackz an gwayz tailz in dis housey!

An I comez inz day housey and den my sillyz hoomin beanz he sayz 2 me:

Dun u knowz whatz timez it iz? Itz beez 6 AM an U bin kattin’ awoundz fir allz nitez!

Silly bean! Ob kourze I dunt knowz whatz timez it iz! I aint gotz no paw watch 2 tellz da timez! OK?

Aint he a sillyz hoomin bean!

Nowz I iz gonna kat nappies.


OK?

New LOL Kat ME

It bin warmz outsidez dez dayz so I bin outsidez cattin roundz. OK?

I iz sorry dat I aint bin writinz in my bloggie tang an lookinz atz da bloggie tangz ob u kitty katz an hoomin beanz. OK?

Lass nittz me an my hoomin bean makez new LOL katz pikturez ob ME! OK?

Here ar dem pikturez:

OK?