I Catcheded on Fiwez!

Lass nightz I be on our deskie tingie & I sitz downz on MY silly hoomun bean'z ashie tway & der be a buwnin' cit-ter-ettz inz da ashie tway & MY furz stawtz buwnin' & I dunt knoweded it untilz MY hoomin bean he gwabz ME upz weal fastie & wubz MY furz bwery hardz & den he spitz on MY furz & wubz some mowez. OK? 

I be OK! MY skinz dunt getz buwneded--jist a wittle bitz of MY furz. OK? 

Butz I dunt likez it dat MY silly hoomin bean he puts HIZ spitz on MY furz! OK?

My Sillyz Hoomin Bean Fallz on hiz Azz!

Yesterday MY sillyz hoomin bean comes down the hallwayz so dat he canz be outsidez wiff me on da deckie. OK?




Den MY sillyz hoomin bean dunt liftz hiz hind pawz upz nuff & MY sillyz hoomin bean twipz ober dis tinkie on da floorz. Seez:





But HE DUNT HURTZ HIZ SELFZ BERY BADZ ‘CAUSE MY SILLYZ HOOMIN BEAN FALLS ON HIZ AZZ & NOTZ ON HIZ FACIE! OK?

So I runz to him & I helpz MY sillyz hoomin bean getz upz off da floorie. OK?

So MY sillyz hoomin bean gibz ME somez bery nice kitty kat tweatz. OK?

Den MY sillyz hoomin bean & ME watchez footzballz on da TV tingie.

& MY sillyz hoomin bean dwinkz a beerz!


OK?

MY Silly Hoomin Bean Messes wiff MY Pikturez!

Lookee whatz my silly hoomin bean doeded! He takez MY pikturez & he turnz dem into whatz he sayz iz artz likez be in atrtz gal-la-riez, whatzeber dey be. OK? I tink that MY silly hoomin bean jist messes upz MY pretty pikturez! Dunt u?

OK?

Post Impressionist

Water Color



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Classic Oil on Canvas

MY hoomin bean messes wiff HIS pikturez, 2. Seez:

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Aint all of dis bery, bery sillyz?

OK?

I dunt wantz to visitz MY kitty kat dok-tor!

I heareded MY hoomin bean talkz to MY vet hoomin bean boutz me dis mawnin'. OK?

MY hoomin bean he sayz dat he makez a-pointz-ment fir ME! Dat aintz nice! OK?

MY hoomin bean tellz MY kitty kat dok-tor dat da hairz iz cominz off da bottomz of MY tail wherez MY tail comez outz of my bodyz. OK?

MY hoomin bean sayz dat my bottomz feelz 2 warmz. OK?

I tellz MY silly hoomin bean dat I cantz seez  da bottoms of MY tail wherez MY tail comez outz of my bodyz & MY bottomz dunt feelz 2 warmz & I dunt wantz to visitz MY kitty kat dok-tor!!!! OK?

And ifz WE goez to visitz MY kitty kat dok-tor I aint takinz NO NASSY PILLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK?

My hoomin bean knoweded wherez I be

My hoomin bean makez dis sillyz tingie. OK?


Ain't dat sillyz? My hoomin bean knoweded wherez I be! I be outsidez, kattin' awond! OK?

My Berry Berry Silliez Hoomin Bean

Lookz whatz  MY silliez hoomin bean makez nowz!

I waz NOTZ cat-nip-pied! I waz jist nappiez! OK?

In caze u wonnerz boutz Ms. Kitty, she dunt hurtz but she dunt canz climbz & jumpz likez she dun whenz she iz a young kitty kat. OK?

Maybe u likez to goez & purrz or woofiez atz Ms. Kitty & her hoomin here. OK?

Lookz Whatz MY Silly Bean Dooded

Hi all U kitty katz n woofie doggiez n hoomin beanz!  Seez whatz MY silly hoomin bean sayz aboutz ME: 

Aint dat sillyz!

OK?

Silly Bean!

A-wex! A-wax! A-Wax Dee Kat!

Datz da wayz my hoomin bean callz 2 me dis morningz whenz I is outz sidez kattin’ awoundz. OK?

Den when my bean seez me wunningz a-krozz da yardz, he sayz:

Getz U whitez azz an blackz an gwayz tailz in dis housey!

An I comez inz day housey and den my sillyz hoomin beanz he sayz 2 me:

Dun u knowz whatz timez it iz? Itz beez 6 AM an U bin kattin’ awoundz fir allz nitez!

Silly bean! Ob kourze I dunt knowz whatz timez it iz! I aint gotz no paw watch 2 tellz da timez! OK?

Aint he a sillyz hoomin bean!

Nowz I iz gonna kat nappies.


OK?

Nassy, Nassy Water

It raineded hard last night. I wanted to go outside and kat around. But I hatez nassy water and the sky waz making noises like when my silly hooman droppeded the big cooking thingie and it hitteded the floor KA-BOOM!

So I jist sitz in the door and lookeded outside at the nassy water and then I gets my hooman to picks me up and snuggle me a long, long time. OK?