My Kitty Kat Fwend, Ms. Kitty, iz 20 yearz old & she dunt feelz berry goodz. OK?
Pleaze sayz pwayerz fir Ms. Kitty & tinkz nice tings aboutz Ms. Kitty. OK?
Andz maybez u canz drops by the bloggie thingie of Ms. Kitty'z hoomin bean, A Peace Carol, and sayz sumpin nice to Ms. Kitty.