Diz Be Howz I Keepiez Warmz & Haiti

WE--ME & MY hoomin bean--WE gotz a new e-lek-twik blankie! OK? It be bery, bery, bery warmz! OK? 

Eben whenz I nappiez on topz ob da blankie it be bery warmz. OK?


Sometimez MY silly hoomin bean makez me getz up. OK?


Den MY silly hoomin bean he hidez de e-lek-twik blankie unner dat big blankie & I nappiez on topz of it tilz MY hoomin bean comez & WE nappiez unner da bery bery warmz e-lek-twik blankie. OK?

Dis be boutz Haiti:

My hoomin bean & ME, we watchez da telebizon & we seez all ob da badz tingz dat happenz to dem dat libez in Haiti. I dunt knowz where Haiti be but MY hoomin bean he tellz me allz about Haiti & boutz hiz bery good fwiend nameded Bishop Octomoliere Liberius

Diz be whatz I sayz:

Diz be whatz MY hoomin bean pwayz:

OK?

My Sillyz Hoomin Bean Fallz on hiz Azz!

Yesterday MY sillyz hoomin bean comes down the hallwayz so dat he canz be outsidez wiff me on da deckie. OK?




Den MY sillyz hoomin bean dunt liftz hiz hind pawz upz nuff & MY sillyz hoomin bean twipz ober dis tinkie on da floorz. Seez:





But HE DUNT HURTZ HIZ SELFZ BERY BADZ ‘CAUSE MY SILLYZ HOOMIN BEAN FALLS ON HIZ AZZ & NOTZ ON HIZ FACIE! OK?

So I runz to him & I helpz MY sillyz hoomin bean getz upz off da floorie. OK?

So MY sillyz hoomin bean gibz ME somez bery nice kitty kat tweatz. OK?

Den MY sillyz hoomin bean & ME watchez footzballz on da TV tingie.

& MY sillyz hoomin bean dwinkz a beerz!


OK?

Ms. Kitty Dunt Feelz Good

My Kitty Kat Fwend, Ms. Kitty, iz 20 yearz old & she dunt feelz berry goodz. OK?

Pleaze sayz pwayerz fir Ms. Kitty & tinkz nice tings aboutz Ms. Kitty. OK?

Andz maybez u canz drops by the bloggie thingie of Ms. Kitty'z hoomin bean, A Peace Carol, and sayz sumpin nice to Ms. Kitty.

OK?

MY hoomin bean stillz haz proby-lemz wiff hiz 'puter tingie. OK? So MY hoomin bean spendz lotz of timez workinz on hiz 'puter tingie and I dunt getz to spendz timez I wantz blogginz and seeinz da bloggies ob u kitty katz an woofie doggiez an hoomin beanz. OK?

We haz a wittle bunny wabbit in out housie da I bringz in. OK? MY hoomin bean aint happiez dat I bringz da bunny wabbit in da housie. OK? MY hoomin beanz tellz boutz ME an da  bunny wabbit on hiz bloggie tingie HEREZ. OK?