Nother Nappiez Chair

Guess whatz?

When I dunt nappiez in my new nappiez chair 

den I be on my hoomin bean'z nappiez chair!

See:

OK?

My New Nappiez Chair

ME and MY hoomin bean habz a bery nice Easser. OK?

Den MY hoomin bean he bwingz chair into hiz libwawy so dat MY hoomin bean and hiz fwiend can playz chessie. (I dunt knowz howz to playz chessie. OK?) See:

Den I findz outz dat dat chair be a bery, bery nice place to take nappiez. OK? See:

I likez dat! OK?

Eawff Houw Be Ober Now

Da Eawff Houw be ober nowz.

When it be darkz I nappiez.

OK?

Diz Be Howz I Keepiez Warmz & Haiti

WE--ME & MY hoomin bean--WE gotz a new e-lek-twik blankie! OK? It be bery, bery, bery warmz! OK? 

Eben whenz I nappiez on topz ob da blankie it be bery warmz. OK?


Sometimez MY silly hoomin bean makez me getz up. OK?


Den MY silly hoomin bean he hidez de e-lek-twik blankie unner dat big blankie & I nappiez on topz of it tilz MY hoomin bean comez & WE nappiez unner da bery bery warmz e-lek-twik blankie. OK?

Dis be boutz Haiti:

My hoomin bean & ME, we watchez da telebizon & we seez all ob da badz tingz dat happenz to dem dat libez in Haiti. I dunt knowz where Haiti be but MY hoomin bean he tellz me allz about Haiti & boutz hiz bery good fwiend nameded Bishop Octomoliere Liberius

Diz be whatz I sayz:

Diz be whatz MY hoomin bean pwayz:

OK?

I Be Boreded

Der aint noz kitty katz outsidez da frontz doorz. OK?

Der aint no kitty katz outsidez da backz doorz. OK?

Der aint noz sun-beamz outsidez atz all. OK? 

I eatz 2 breakfastiez & a lunchie & bunchez of kitty kat treatz. OK? 

MY hoomin bean cuddlez ME & he brushez my fur lotz. And MY hoomin bean openz doorz so dat I canz lookz outsidez. OK?

Butz der aint nuffinz fir ME to do dat I wantz to do. OK?

So I nappiez. OK?

A New Nappie Pwace

I findz a new & bery nice nappie pwace! OK?

MY hoomin beanz'z shirtie iz bery softz and warmz. OK?

I tellz MY hoomin bean dat he pweaze notz movez dat shirtie. OK?

Whatz I dun dooz todayz

Todayz I playz n rollz roundz on our kon-cretie porch:

Den I comez insidez our housie.

Den I nappiez wiff MY hoomin bean.

OK?

Somez timez

Somez timez a kitty kat haz 2 nappiez inz whateverz spacez he findz.

OK?

OUR Deskie

The utter dayz I waz nappiez on OUR deskie and I stretchez realz longz an I pushez somez ob my silly hoomin'z stuffz off da deskie onto da floorz an my hoomin bean he aint happiez bout dat but I tellz my hoomin bean dat all kitty katz stretchez realz longz an he betterz notz putz any ob hiz tingiez on OUR deskie dat he dunt wantz on da floorz!

OK?

I hopez dat all u kitty katz an woofie doggiez an wittle wabbitz an hoomin beanz hab a nicey weekendz cause it berry nice here inz Kentucky an da sun shinez bright an da tem-per-a-turez is 87 F (whateverz dat meanz). 

OK?