Hi kitty katz & woffie dogz & hoomun beanz!
MY ownz sunbeamz he dunz goeded awayz so dat I cantz playz wiff him. OK?
U knowz dat I getz TWO SHOTZ lass weekz fwom MY vet? OK? MY hoomin bean he getz ONE shotz yesserday for da flewz. OK? So todayz MY hoomin bean he dunt fellz goodz so he jist playz wiff me in da morningz fore he getz sickz. OK?
So nowz I aint gotz no bodiez to playz wiff cause it be 2 COLDZ fir ME 2 playz outsidez wiff MY kitty kat fwiendz & eben da woofie doggie nex door aint outsidez. OK?
So I be boreded. OK?
So I nappiez lotz.