Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I dunt wantz to visitz MY kitty kat dok-tor!


I heareded MY hoomin bean talkz to MY vet hoomin bean boutz me dis mawnin'. OK?

MY hoomin bean he sayz dat he makez a-pointz-ment fir ME! Dat aintz nice! OK?

MY hoomin bean tellz MY kitty kat dok-tor dat da hairz iz cominz off da bottomz of MY tail wherez MY tail comez outz of my bodyz. OK?

MY hoomin bean sayz dat my bottomz feelz 2 warmz. OK?

I tellz MY silly hoomin bean dat I cantz seez  da bottoms of MY tail wherez MY tail comez outz of my bodyz & MY bottomz dunt feelz 2 warmz & I dunt wantz to visitz MY kitty kat dok-tor!!!! OK?

And ifz WE goez to visitz MY kitty kat dok-tor I aint takinz NO NASSY PILLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK?

10 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hope you aren't sick, Alex. Sounds like visiting the vet is a good idea.

Daisy said...

Oh Alex, I do not enjoy visiting the vet, either. Or taking pills!

glogirly said...

Alex, it's not the pills you need to worry about. It's those needles. Needles the size of chopsticks.

I have a "mark" on my file at the vet's. Something about hissing, spitting and swatting. Oh, and cantankerous too. What do they expect!

Katie
(Glogirly's cat)

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi, Eber-bodiez! I wentz to seez my vet-er-nar-i-an todayz. I duntz have funz, but I iz homez & affer a longz nappiez, I feelz goodz OK? Maybe I writez bloggie boutz my trip to-mor-row. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi eberbodiez atz Jan's Funny Farm ! I dunt tinkz I be sickz but my silliez hoomin bean tinkz I be sickz cause I hab hairz fallinz outz ob my kitty-kat tailz & my buttz iz all redz. OK?

My kitty kat dok-tor she tellz my hoomin bean dat I haz "alergic dermatitis" whatz-eber dat iz. I habz it beforez. 2 timez I habz it beforez. OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi Daisy! Guezz whatz? I dunt gotz to takez no pillz! Aint dat nice? OK?

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

Hi Katie & Glogirly! Likez I tellz Daisy, I dunt gotz no pillz but I dud getz 2 nassy shotz! And dey trimmeded my clawz beforez dey gibz me dem shottiez! OK? I dunt likez dem nassy shotz! Notz atz alla atz allz. OK?

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Oh, dear, Alex. Simi says you must be a brave cat and go and see the vet hooman bean, OK? Love from us. xx

Mimi Lenox said...

Oh poor, Alex. I hope you do feel better soon.

I love your peace globe!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Glad yoo don't hafta take no pills or nuthin like dat Alex. Poor Sadie gets shot once a month acuz of her alerjees! Mom does it here tho so she is purrty okay wif it.