Diz B MY Fwend Sugar

Diz be my fwend Sugar:

Sugar libes wiff ME nowz an MY hoomin bean B iz nowz Sugar's hoomin bean. OK?

Sugar b swilly kat. OK? Sometimez I haffa bopz her on da topz ob her headz. But she dunt mindz cause she b bery youngz kitty kat an she tink I be her ole bwother. OK?

Herez b somez morez pikchurez of Sugar and ME. OK?

Dat wed on Sugar's face b dat swilly kat'z tonguie!

Suger an ME, we b fwiendz now. OK? We playz lotz an we napz lotz. OK?

I showz u more pikturez ob ME an Sugar real soonz. OK?

A Bery Specialz Kitty Kat

Dis be a bery specialz and bwave kitty kat. I feelz sadz and happyz when I lookz at him.

OK?

I Be Bery Bwave Kitty Katz!

Lookee:

 

Dem be MY pawz pwintz in da nassy, fluffy, whitez wasserz! OK? I bez soooooooooo tiwed ob notz goingz outsidez to playz & kat awound dat I goez outz on our porchie & lookz awound. OK?

But MY pawz getz kold & wetz soooooooooooo I comez insidez & lookz outz da window 'tilz all dat nassy, fluffy, whitez wasserz meltz! OK?

OK?

Happyz Newz Yearz, Eber Buddiez

MY hoomin bean & ME, we sayz to eber kitty kat, hoomin bean, & eben ebber woofie doggy dis:




Guezz whatz MY hoomin bean & ME gonna seez 2-nitez?

I likez deez mobiez! OK?

It Be Koldz Outsidez

It be too koldz to catz aroundz outsidez. OK? So I tellz MY hoomin bean to openz doorie so dat I canz looks outsidez. OK? But it be too koldz to sitz in doorie wayz so I sitz backz here & I looks out da doorie. OK?

MY hoomin bean he dunt likez dat. MY hoomin bean sayz dat da openz doorie letz heatz out & koldz in. OK? Still he be nice hoomin bean & he dunt closez doorie until I be dunz lookingz out. OK? Aint dat nice ob MY hoomin bean?

OK?