3 Itty Bitty Kettah

I b Alex an diz b MY bloggy tingie. OK? It b longz timez since I bloggyz. OK? Now I habz good newz! Now we habz 3 itty bitty kittahz!

 

I b dere on Sunny-day whenz da kittahz b borneded. OK?

 

  

Da mommy kittah be Little Girl. OK?

 

Da itty bitty kittah aunt b Sugar. OK?

All da itty bitty kittahz do iz sleepz...

 

an eatz. OK?

 

Dem itty bitty kittahz aint gotz no namez yetz. OK? 

I b Alex an I witez morez boutz dem kattahz soonz. OK?

Plez sendz us somez moneyz so dat my hoomin bean canz affordz to getz himz an uz kitty kidz fooz an stuffz cause MY bean aint got much moneyz cause pastorz dunt hab big pensions an we lawayz iz running outz of moneyz. OK?

Plez?
OK?

Hab a Berry Merwy Chris-te-maz

We twee kitty kids wantz U to hab a berry merwy Chris-te-maz. OK?

 

Our hoomin bean doed 2

 

OK?

Diz B MY Fwend Sugar

Diz be my fwend Sugar:

Sugar libes wiff ME nowz an MY hoomin bean B iz nowz Sugar's hoomin bean. OK?

Sugar b swilly kat. OK? Sometimez I haffa bopz her on da topz ob her headz. But she dunt mindz cause she b bery youngz kitty kat an she tink I be her ole bwother. OK?

Herez b somez morez pikchurez of Sugar and ME. OK?

Dat wed on Sugar's face b dat swilly kat'z tonguie!

Suger an ME, we b fwiendz now. OK? We playz lotz an we napz lotz. OK?

I showz u more pikturez ob ME an Sugar real soonz. OK?

Cain and Me

 Hi. I be Alex. OK?

I ownz a hoomin bean named Sometimes Saintly Nick. OK?

Before ME and my hoomin bean movez to dis a-partz-ment I getz to playz outsidez and I hab lotz ob kitty kat fwiendz. OK?

But nowz da hoomin beanz here dunt letz me playz outsidez. Dey dunt letz no kitty katz playz outsidez. So I lookz outz da windowz for kitty katz butz I dunt seez no kitty katz. OK?

Dis be Anne. She comez to out partmentz to libez wiff us and helpz pay da rentz. OK?

Dis be Cain, da kitty kat dat ownz Anne. OK?

I twyz to be Cain's kitty kat buddy butz Cain be skaredy kat an he jumpz on ME an bwings blud to da scuffy partz ob my neck, I dunt likes dat. OK?

So now I hab a kastle neath dis chair an I hizzes at Cain when he comes by an sometimez we fightz an Cain he wunz awayz cause I winz da fightz. OK?

Sometimez Mz Anne she takez Cain fir a ridez. OK?

Den I comez outz frum neathz my chair an I nappiez unner my ownz sunbeam. OK?

MY hoomin bean tinkz dat he canz makez Cain an ME be buddies if we sharz kitty kat nippies. Cain doez da nip an getz sillyz but I jist lookz at da nip an at sillyz Cain. OK?

I dunt knowz if I eber be buddiez wiff Cain. I jist tinkz boutz it some moorz whilez I baffz. OK?