Showing posts with label nots nice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nots nice. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I Sayz Lotz Boutz Kold


MY hoomin bean putz dis blankie onz hiz legz whenz he sitz in hoz wheelchairz. OK? When it notz be onz hiz legz it be onz a nutter chairz. OK? But den dis blankie fallz on da floorz (I helpz it fallz) & now I makez it be a nappie nesty fir ME cause I dunt likez da kold floorz. OK?


Hi, kitty katz & woofie doggies & wittle birdiez & hoomin beanz!

Dun u seez dat I writes lotz boutz beingz kold? Dat be cause I almostz diez dromz beingz koldz whenz I be a bery lill kitteh. OK?

I knowz dat kitty katz & woofie doggies & wittle birdiez & hoomin beanz dunt likez to mousie klickz allz ober da place to udder bloogie tingiez. OK? So I tellz MY hoomin bean to movez fromz his bloggie tingie calleded Nick's Bytes dis story dat MY hoomin bean ritez backz in 2007 dat iz calleded Alex & the Cold to MY bloggie tingie so dat U canz readz aboutz whenz I be bery sickz cause of da kold & nassy hoomin beanz who takez ME awayz drom MY mommie kat whenz I be too littlez notz to be wiff MY monnie kat. OK? Whew! Dat waz lotz of writinz fir MY pawz.

Dis be da story od whatz happenz almostz 5 yearz agoz jist affer I iz bornz, OK?


Perhaps now would be an appropriate time to share the story of the most traumatic (for both Alex and me) event of his kittenhood. I purchased Alex from a pet store on Preston Highway in Louisville, not too far from my mother's home. He was one of four kittens that the store had for sale and, as people who have seen him or photographs of him have noted, Alex has very unique markings. The black coloring on his white coat above his left eye, his black right nostril, and his "ring tailed" tail are not all of them. He also had black ovals on his hind legs, which I have never been able to photograph because Alex is such a ham that he always wants to face my camera. Without a doubt, Alex was the cutest of the four siblings in the store.


The clerk at the pet store sold me all that he said was needed for a happy and well-cared-for kitten: a cat carrier (then much too big for the little fellow, but which he has since out grown), a litter box, cat litter, food and drink bowls, and, most importantly, a large bag of dry kitten food that the clerk said was what Alex had been normally eating.

It was on a Wednesday in January when I purchased the kitten who would become the cat who owns me. After we arrived home, I telephoned the vet who had so well tended my dog, Muffin (another story I've yet to share), and made an appointment to have her look at Alex the following Monday. During the next few days, Alex seemed to adjust well to life in my house. He explored and climbed (just a bit) and was held and cuttled (quite a bit). He developed his since refined habit of climbing up (he now leaps up from the floor) the comforter of my bed and then crawls beneath it to snuggle with me at night.

Each day when I came home from the church I was pastoring, I'd find Alex sitting in the living room awaiting my arrival. It felt great to be welcomed home by the little fellow. It felt great to share my house with another warm blooded creature.

That Sunday I left for the church at 7:00 a.m. to prepare for the morning worship service. When I returned home, Alex wasn't snuggled on the living room couch as he had been the previous days. I wasn't concerned; I thought that he might be in the kitchen, dining. But Alex wasn't in the kitchen. I found him sprawled on the hardwood floor of my library. He couldn't move, he couldn't stand. He looked up at me with frightened eyes as I lifted him into my arms.

I didn't hesitate. Since I knew that my vet was closed on Sundays, I wrapped Alex in a blanket and drove him to a vet I knew had a practice a few blocks from my house. There I found that the only person in the clinic was a woman who came in on Sundays to feed the animals. She told me that the only vet she knew who was open was at a 24-hour-emergency animal clinic in Middletown, Kentucky, about fifteen miles away. I drove there and carried Alex wrapped in his blanket into the clinic.

An assistant took my kitten from me and disappeared through a door. I waited. I waited for what seemed to be a very long time before I was it invited to speak with one of the vetinarians on duty. He told me that Alex was very ill and he did not know if my kitten would live. The vet estimated Alex to be only about four weeks old and much too young to be separated from his mommy. He also told me that Alex should not have been sold, especially by a pet shop, who should have know better. Alex was much too young to eat and digest the dry kitten food that the store clerk had said was his normal diet. He should have still been drinking his mommy's milk.

The vet's diagnosis was that Alex was suffering from hypothermia, caused by the cold January floor and his inability to generate body heat because he couldn't digest the kitten food, anemia, and hypoglycemia. His prognosis was poor. He allowed me to visit my little fellow and what I saw was heart-rending: Alex had two IVs going into him and was just lying there.

Alex remained hospitalized for four days (and $800.00). I visited him each day. On the third day the vet told me that my kitten would "make it" and I was over overjoyed. It was on that day that I was able to hold and cuddle the little fellow again. The next afternoon, when Alex was released from the animal hospital, the vet gave me a whole list of actions to take, including (1) if I was to continue feeding him dry kitten food, I was to moisten it in warm water for a few minutes until the food was soft before giving it to him; (2) when I left the house, I was to place Alex in his cat carrier and place the carrier well above the cold floor; and (3) the vet suggested that I report the pet store to the humane society for selling a kitten too young to be weaned. I did all three and more.


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Today Be Wowld AIDS Day


Today be Wowld AIDS Day. OK?

Dis AIDS maked hoomin beanz bery, bery, bery sickz. OK? Eben bery littlez hoomin beanz be very bery sickz. OK? Bunchez ob hoomin beanz eben diez fwom dis nassy AIDS/ OK?

See:



Eber bodiez needz 2 wowkz togetherz to stopz dis nassy AIDS!

OK?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Da Kwit-ter Comez Backz!

Dun U memberz dis kwit-ter?


It be onz our deckie tingie boutz 2 yeawz agoz. OK?



MY hoomin bean takez da pikturez ob dat kwit-ter but MY hoomin bean dunt getz bery klose to dat kwit-ter. OK? I standz behindz MY hoomin bean & den we bothz goez intoz da housie & closez da doorie to da deckie tingie. OK?

Well, dat  kwit-ter comez backz tonightz! Whenz I seez dat kwit-ter I jumpz offz da deckie tingie & I runz roundz da housie & I scwatch on da frontz doorie untilz MY hoomin beanz openz da doorie so dat I canz runz insidez. OK?

I dunt goez backz outsidez tonightz! OK? I eatz dinnerz...




& den I nappez. OK?


Saturday, October 31, 2009

I Canst Katz Awoundz Tonightz


My silly hoomin bean sayz dat I cantz goez outsidez & catz awaound tonughtz cause it be Hal-low-een & nassy hoomin beanz sometimez hurtz lill kitty katz onz Hal-low-een. OK?

I dunt tink dat be bery nice OK?

Monday, October 19, 2009

I Goez to Seez MY Kitty Kat Dok-tor OK?

Lass Fry-day I goez to seez Caryl, MY kitty kat dok-tor. I dunt wantz to, but MY silly hoomin bean he pickz me upz likez we gonna cuddlez & den he stuffz--Yeth! STUFFZ--ME intoz my kitty kat carrier & dwivez ME to da kitty kat hozpitzal. (Der be woofie doggies & a bidrie too atz dat hozpitzal).  OK?

Doktor Caryl sayz dat I haz dat I haz "alergic dermatitis" whatz-eber dat iz. U member winz all dem hairz comez outz ob my tummy? I writz boutz it here.  Dat is da samez ting dat I haz nowz, butz de hairz comez outz ob my buttz & tail & notz my tummy. OK?

So Doktor Caryl she gibz me TWO shotz. I dunt likz dat. OK? Butz Doktor Caryl she sayz dat wiff 1 of den shitz I dunt haz to takez pillz eber day bi morez! Aint dat nice? I weally liz dat! OK?

Whenz we getz homez I goez to my new nappin place dat I findz. Did I tell u allz bout dis nappin place? It be bery cozy & da ting in da floorz dat haz warmz airz comin outz ob it iz besidez MY new nappin place dat I findz! So I be bery cozy & warmz whenz I naps dere. OK?

Canz U seez me inz MY cozy nappin place:


OK?

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

MY Hoomin Bean Sayz dat Autumnz Iz Now

I sitz at da doorz an I watchez da nassy wasserz fallz downz an I ain't happyz. OK? 


Sooooooz, MY hoomin bean sayz, "Alex, it's Autumn now. Soon the leaves will be changing color and falling to the ground and you can chase the falling leaves and roll around in the piles of leaves like you do every autumn."


OK? I likez to playz wiff da leafz! I likez dat a bigz bunch! OK?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

My Berry Berry Silliez Hoomin Bean

Lookz whatz  MY silliez hoomin bean makez nowz!


I waz NOTZ cat-nip-pied! I waz jist nappiez! OK?

In caze u wonnerz boutz Ms. Kitty, she dunt hurtz but she dunt canz climbz & jumpz likez she dun whenz she iz a young kitty kat. OK?




Maybe u likez to goez & purrz or woofiez atz Ms. Kitty & her hoomin here. OK?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I Iz Backz & Nassy Bloggiez Iz Gonez!

Hi, kitty katz and woofie doggiez and hoomin beanz!  Tank u fir cominz to seez me!

ME and my hoomin bean finally getz Blogger to helpz us and we iz ablez to getz into MY bloggie dashy-board and changez thingies and makez all ob dem nassy posties goez way! OK?

We changez da name ob my bloggie a lill bitz so dat da nassy hoominz dat makez dem nassy posties canst findz us. We hopez. OK?

I be backz to writez more soon! OK?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

I Dunt Posted Dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U see dis bloggie postie dat waz here til my hoomin bean de-leet-ed-ed it?

I dunt posteded it! OK?